CRISIS AT DAVE'S HOMEMADE BEER BLOG!

CRISIS AT DAVE'S HOMEMADE BEER BLOG! I am at my fattest EVER!! What shall i do to address this situation? Please note that as the blog owner, i have infinite votes, so don't bother voting for option 1.

Eat one broccoli head for each beer (longnecks, of course)

Increase car washing to bi-annually

Drink more beer (like!)

Drink marginally less beer

Male light beer

Eat the guinea pigs

Reignite my love affair with golf

Bug wife to make more salads